The 85 Best Phrases of SpongeBob SquarePants

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1-"It is no secret that the best thing about a secret is to secretly tell someone about your secret. So you add another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly."- SpongeBob SquarePants

2-"Do you smell it? That smell, the smell kind of smell. It's an odor that smells.. smelly."- Don Crab

3-"Patrick, I do not think Wumbo is a word of truth."- SpongeBob SquarePants

4-"I do not understand, I messed up my house, which made it cleaner, which caused Squidward to clean my yard, but that means it's messing it up. But the opposite of clean is dirt, it means dirt is cleansing, which makes Squidward really turning a mess into my yard, but I usually make my yard a mess, which means that Squidward is doing the opposite of Squidward, Then it means it's SpongeBob!"- SpongeBob SquarePants

5-"You do not need a driver's license to handle a sandwich."- SpongeBob SquarePants

6-"The best time to wear a striped sweater is every moment."- SpongeBob SquarePants

7-"There was once an ugly perceiver, it was so ugly that everyone died, end."- Patricio Estrella

8-"It took us three days to make that potato salad, three days!"

9-"Oh, you're not made home, they're made in a factory, a bomb factory. They are bombs."

10-"Can not you wait until I die or yes?"

11-"Hello, we come from the pet hospital that is across the street, we understand that you have a dying animal around here."

12-"Hey Patricio, I thought of something funnier than 24, 25!"- SpongeBob SquarePants

13-"How bad that SpongeBob is not here to enjoy that SpongeBob is not here."- Squidward

14-"I tell you that I took my toe off last week and only cried for 20 minutes."

15-"You are Squidward now, take your time."- Patricio Estrella

16-"Squidward, I used your clarinet to unlock the toilet."- SpongeBob SquarePants

17-"SpongeBob, can you lend me the cheese bucket?"- Patricio Estrella

18-"Gary, get out of here, can not you see I'm trying to forget you?"- SpongeBob SquarePants

19-"Remember, licking door knobs is illegal on other planets."- SpongeBob SquarePants

20-"Love the magic shell."- SpongeBob SquarePants

21-"Can you take the bark off my cangreburger?"- Patricio Estrella

22-"First, we have to balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads, stand on one foot and sing the anthem of the bikini bottom."- SpongeBob SquarePants

23-"It's over! You lost the privilege of having brains!"- Plankton

"You'll never guess what I found in my socks last night. Come on! Guess!"- SpongeBob SquarePants

25-"Do you like cangreburger or not Squidward?"- SpongeBob

26-"Once again, I hate people."- Squidward

"Did not you hear it, SpongeBob?" Good guys end last. Only audacious people rule the world!"- Plankton

28-"The always alert siren trained himself to sleep with his eyes open"- SpongeBob SquarePants

29-"I only have 364 days and nine years to change this concrete tomb for a multi-story transatlantic cruise."- Squidward

30-"One day and 2,528 more! That's almost four years without SpongeBob! I'm going to enjoy this!"- Ms. Poppy Puff

31-"Work is not as easy as it seems. Sometimes I have to move the television antenna, sometimes I lose the remote control and sometimes my butt bites me a lot."- Patricio Estrella

32-"Why the eleven year old could not enter the new movie pirates? Because it was Arrr (R in English, only for adults over 18)"- Squidward

"I suppose the fact that the pope of Squidward has never embraced him is sad, but he can embrace himself during rest. Now back to work!"- Don Crab

34-"SpongeBob! In the name of Neptune's bathtub, what are you doing?"- Don Crab

35"Oh shrimp! He's my high school archrival! Stylish Calamarino! I can not let you see me in this Rubber Crab uniform."- Squidward

36-"Wait a moment, a plastic captain, a sale of tickets and tokens. This is not the wreck of the Mona Loa! It's a wreck of the Mona Loa amusement park!"- Don Crab

37-"Do you call yourself good neighbors? They are the worst neighbors of all! They do not deserve to wear these hats!"- Squidward

38-"I only have three hours left on my Sunday. They took it off completely. I did not even have time to read the newspaper."- Squidward

39-"Listen to Bob steal Spongebob secrets! If you approach my secret box again, we will not be friends anymore!"- Patricio Estrella

"I think we have to calm down. Fighting will not solve anything, you two would have the recipe if you worked as a team."- SpongeBob SquarePants

41-"It's Tuesday again sir and I would like you to give me my weekly review of my performance."- SpongeBob SquarePants

"But I've never reviewed anything in my life. Except for those exercise videos my cousin sent me."- Plankton

43-"Oh come on Crab, SpongeBob taught us a very valuable lesson, like dropping off an airplane for example."- Plankton

"Ready! I started the restaurant the flaccid hamburger just so you two could team up and so the power of friendship triumphs again."- SpongeBob SquarePants

45-"Oh, I remember, I just wanted to tell you that the secret formula of the cangreburger is not in the safe behind the painting on the Ruby Crab."- SpongeBob SquarePants

"And why should I care about that? All my life I've been tortured by that damn whale."- Plankton

"And guess what? That was Don Crab in a whale costume, you were scared of him all this time."- SpongeBob SquarePants

"You mean the Crab was disguised, that conspirator from the bottom of the sea!"- Plankton

49-"I like my sight a little less yellow if you understand what I say."- Squidward

50-"Do you remember that conversation we had about personal space?"- Squidward

51-"No Patricio, mayonnaise is not an instrument, horse radishes are not an instrument either."- Squidward

"They're terrible neighbors! And stop calling me president!"- Squidward

53-"I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you!"- SpongeBob SquarePants

54-"I order the food, you cook and the customer eats it. We do that for 40 years and then we die."- Squidward

55-"You'd better forgive me or I'll be very bad to you!"- Sandstone

56-"Do not you dare use the name of Texas in vain!"- Sandstone

57-"Silly people are blessed not to know how stupid they really are."- Patricio Estrella

58-"All they do is blow and blow and blow their silly whistles, rub, rub and rub that white thing in their noses and look their filthy and rugged bodies!"- Patricio Estrella

59-"Patrick, if I had a dollar for every brain you do not have, I'd only have a dollar."- Squidward

60-"Who would want to celebrate a day where a fat man invades your house to leave gifts?"- Squidward

61-"The inner contents of my mind are a mystery."- Patricio Estrella

62-"Stop playing in my yard!"- Squidward

63-"Become a friend of SpongeBob and when it's time take the cangreburger"- Karen

64-"Good secret box, let's see what you have inside."- Patricio Estrella

65-"You must have coral debris in your frontal lobe"- Squidward

66-"If only there was something that would make them friends with you two again."- SpongeBob SquarePants

67-"Forget it, SpongeBob, nothing can make him a friend of Eugene Crab."- Plankton

"Aw, no! I stole that cangreburger with a lot of effort!"- Plankton

69-"Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, left the lights of crosses lit."- Patricio Estrella

70-"Okay, which of you has played musical instruments before?"- Squidward

71-"Do the instruments of torture count?"- Plankton

72-"What's the matter, Karen?"- Plankton

"What happens is that I paid Nat to eat your food to stop you from complaining."- Karen

"All this time I did not have a regular customer?"Plankton

75-"I do not pay you to stay there, Mr. Squidward, now go back to work!"- Don Crab

76-"These are the graces I receive for working overtime? Yes! Overtime, my friend, I'm too tired to work!"- Patricio Estrella

77-"If that's the kind of job you've been doing I've been working until my fingers hurt and you've never helped me."- SpongeBob SquarePants

"You mean that booklet, that was the prize. The booklet was taking up too much space on the desk."- Don Crab

79-"You mean there's no vacation?"- Squidward

80-"No, just the booklet. Well, it's time to go tell my money, enjoy your prize Squidward."- Don Crab

"Calm down! You're going to wake up the mermaid man, he gets nasty when they interrupt his dream."- Niño Lapa

82-"So it was another attempt at the cangreburger robbery of my competitor Plankton archer!"- Don Crab

"Remember, if you ever feel alone, I'll be inside you."- Cangreburger

84-"You mean inside my heart?"- SpongeBob

85-"Yes, specifically within your arteries"- Cangreburger.

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