The 81 Best Cat Phrases

I leave you over 80 Cat phrases , One of the most beloved pets in the world for its cleanliness, tranquility and affection.

We know that sometimes it is difficult to take sides on some issues that can become complex or delicate. Fortunately, there are things that allow us to be radical and stand firmly on one side or the other.

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That's the way it is with cats. Loved by some and hated by others, cats polarize the opinions of people and make us defend them at all costs or despise them with all our strength. This collection of phrases about charismatic cats invites us to laugh, reflect and have a good time at the expense of these nice animals.

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1 - Women and cats will always do what they want, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein

2 - If the cats resemble the toads, we would realize that those little bastards are nasty and cruel. - Terry Pratchett

3 - There are two ways to take refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

4 -"Meow"means"wow"in the gatuno language. - George Carlin

5 - Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. - James Herriot

6 - I am fond of pigs. The dogs admire us. Cats despise us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston S. Churchill

7 - Cats intend to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. - Garrison Keillor

8 - If the animals could talk, the dog would be a clumsy companion without hairs on the tongue; But the cat would have the strange grace of not saying another word. - Mark Twain

9 - One day I was telling the cats and I, absentmindedly, told myself like a cat. - Bobbie Ann Mason

10 - What greater gift than the love of a cat? - Charles Dickens

11 - I would like to see someone - a prophet, king or God - who persuades a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time. - Neil Gaiman

12 - A cat has absolute emotional honesty. Humans, for one reason or another, can hide their feelings, but a cat does not. - Ernest Hemingway

13 - Anyone who believes what a cat says to him deserves everything he receives. - Neil Gaiman

14 - Of all the creatures of God, there is only one that can not be enslaved by the leash. The cat. - Mark Twain

15 - Never try to take away the stubbornness of a cat. Robert A. Heinlein

16 - The smallest feline is a masterpiece. - Leonardo da Vinci

17 - I love cats because I like my house; Little by little, they become the visible soul of my home. - Jean Cocteau

18 - The longing for love made her feel like a cat rubbing around her ankles, meowing: caress me, look at me, love me. - Laini Taylor

19 - Time spent with a cat is never lost. - Colette

20 - I have lived with several Zen masters, all of them cats. - Eckhart Tolle

21 - It's good to be a cynic - it's better to be a satisfied cat - and it's better not to exist at all. -. Lovecraft

22 - The way to get along with a cat is treating him as an equal - or even better, as the superior being that he knows he is. - Elizabeth Peters

23 - Writers love cats because they are quiet creatures, kind and wise. Cats love writers for the same reasons. - Robertson Davies

24 - How to know if someone is a true friend? That friend will take care of your cat when you're gone. - William S. Burroughs

25 - There are no ordinary cats. - Colette

26 - Cats can find mathematically the place to sit which will cause more discomfort. - Pam Brown

27 - My cat is not crazy, she is just a very good actress. - P.C. Cast

28 - I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

29 - I think cats are spirits who have come to earth. A cat, I'm sure, could walk in a cloud without going through it. - Julio Verne

30 - Dogs have their day, but cats have 365. - Lilian Jackson Braun

31 - I love you, you are so nice and selfish. Dogs are too good and disinterested. They make me uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human. - L.M. Montgomery

32. A house without a cat-and a well-fed cat, well cared for and properly venerated-may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it make its prestige obvious? - Mark Twain

33 - I think cats have asperger's syndrome. Like me, they are very intelligent. And like me, sometimes they just have to be alone. - Jodi Picoult

34 - After all, a woman who does not love cats will never make a man happy. - Orhan Pamuk

35 - When I feel depressed all I have to do is see my cats and my strength comes back. - Charles Bukowski

36 - Cats, as is well known, are quite impervious to threats. - Connie Willis

27 - I am the cat that walks by itself, and all places look the same to me. - Rudyard Kipling

28 - This is the great secret of creativity: to treat ideas like cats, you have to make them follow you. - Ray Bradbury

29 - No matter how much cats fight, it always seems like they're just a bunch of kittens. - Abraham Lincoln

30 - I'm a cat. We are not obliged to be consistent. - Seanan McGuire

31 - Err is human, purr is feline. - Robert Byrne

32 - The problem with cats is that they look exactly the same when they see a moth or when they see a killer with an ax. - Paula Poundstone

33 - What kind of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing of the origin and destiny of cats? - Henry David Thoreau

34 - Cats do not need to be possessed; They are bad in and of themselves. - Peter Kreeft

35 - Dogs come when they are called; The cats get the message and they will take care of you later. - María Bly

36 - While the rest of the species is descended from apes, red-haired are descended from cats. - Mark Twain

37 - The rage of a cat is beautiful, it burns with a pure gatuna flame, all its hair bristles and crackle blue sparks, its eyes shine and vaporize. - William S. Burroughs

38 - There is no way, by the way, to talk about cats so that one remains as a sane person in the eyes of others. - Dan Greenberg

39 - Calling cats tends to be a rather overrated activity. I could call it a whirlwind... - Neil Gaiman

40 - I was attracted by his distant attitude, in the same way that cats gravitate towards people who want to avoid. - Rachel Hartman

41 - Cats with grace will tolerate humans until someone invents a can opener that can be operated with one leg. - Terry Pratchett

42 - I think the world must be full of cats and full of rain, that's all, just cats and rain, rain and cats. - Charles Bukowski

43 - Like all pure creatures, cats are practical. - William S. Burroughs

44 - Cats gravitate around the kitchen as rocks gravitate around gravity. - Terry Pratchett

45 - Cats never listen, they are reliable in that sense. When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed in time. - Seanan McGuire

46 - This is a classic story of friendship between humans and cats. Yes, I got into a lie from the beginning. - Hiro Mashima

47 - One cat only leads to the next. - Ernest Hemingway

48 - If cats could write history, their story would be, above all, about cats. - Eugen Weber

49 - We need cats that need us. We are worried that they do not. However, if they do not need us, they seem to love us. - Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

50 - Dogs have important jobs, such as barking when the doorbell rings; But cats do not have any function in a house at all. - W. Bruce Cameron

51 - Cats are a mysterious type of folklore. - Walter Scott

52 - If the man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

53 - One of the reasons cats are happier than people is because they do not have newspapers. - Gwendolyn Brooks

54 - Cats refuse to take orders to show they can do it. - Ilona Andrews

55 - It always gives me a chill when I see a cat that can see what I can not see. - Eleanor Farjeon

56 - I have realized that it is surprisingly difficult to remain sad when a cat is doing its best to sand one's cheeks. - R.L. LaFevers

57 - Are the animals strange animals or do they resemble us so much that we find them as curious as the monkeys? - John Steinbeck

58 - If a cat would talk, it would be to say things like 'hey, I do not see any problem here'. - Roy Blount Jr.

59 - I have a cat, the pet that sits just above a pillow in terms of its acquiring responsibility. - Anna Quindlen

60 - The cat does not offer any service. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants attention and shelter. You can not buy love for anything. - William S. Burroughs

61 - A lie is like a cat: you have to stop it before it leaves the door or it will be very difficult to catch. - Charles M. Blow

Cats have everything-admiration, an endless dream, and companionship only when they desire it. - Rod McKuen

63 - The only thing a cat cares about is what's happening right now. As we tell the kittens, you can only wash one leg at a time. - Lloyd Alexander

64. Humans are attracted to cats because they are all that we are not-self-employed, elegant in everything they do, relaxed, confident, happy with company, and yet still have their lives secret. - Pam Brown

65 - God made the cat to give man the pleasure of caressing a tiger. - Joseph Méry

66 - I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; The cat was not. - Robert A. Heinlein

67 - I would like to have 15 to 20 cats that served as a blanket, so that when moving I adjusted to my new position. That would be so good. Megan Boyle

68 - There is no"language of cats". As painful as it may be for us, we have to admit that they do not need one. - Barbara Holland

"I wish the cats could float around your head. Megan Boyle

70 - Cats tell me effortlessly all there is to know. - Charles Bukowski

71 - A kitten is, in the animal world, what is a rosebud in the garden. - Robert Sowthey

72 - When a cat flatters you... is not insincere: you can take it as true goodness. - Walter Savage Landor

"No,"said the cat. Now, humans have names. That's because you do not know who you are. We know what we are, so we do not need names. - Neil Gaiman

I explained it loud and clear. What part of"meow"do not you understand? - Lee Wardlaw

75 - A woman has seven lives, like cats. - John B. Heywood

76 - Cats ask clearly what they want. - Walter Savage Landor

Cats can walk on their own, but there are times when they need our support. - Nicholas Dodman

78 - In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and the cats are orange. - Jim Davis

79 - A kitten is the delight of a home. Throughout the day, a comedy is staged by an incomparable actor. Champfleury

80 - My cats inspire me every day. They inspire me to get a dog! - Greg Curtis

81 - Cats, like men, are flatterers. - Walter Savage Landor

82 - Cats do not seek your approval. - Gregory Maguire

83 - Are there capitalist cats? - Haruki Murakami

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