I leave you the best Sheldon Cooper phrases , personage of the series of television The Big Bang Theory, interpreted by the American actor Jim Parsons.
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"I expected applause, but I suppose a stunned silence is equally appropriate.
- I always listen to myself. It is one of my greatest pleasures in life.
-I'm a fan of all things that try to replace true human contact.
-If you do not mind, I would like to stop listening to you.
-You know, in difficult times like this, I usually resort to a force bigger than mine. Star Trek
-I would like to review some proposed changes to our cohabitation agreement between department partners, specifically regarding the annoying personal habits of Penny. I have a list. His abuse of the phrase"Oh for God"is number 12.
-If our exterior is so good, why the human race has spent thousands of years trying to perfect its interior?
-Your opinion is imprecise and unwanted.
-I am Sagittarius, which probably says more than you need to know. -Penny
-.Yes, it tells us that you are part of the massive cultural deception in which it is thought that the apparent relative position of the sun with respect to constellations arbitrarily defined at birth, in some way affects your personality. -Sheldon.
-It's not any magnetic resonance. The orbitofrontal cortex is illuminated because it was thinking of you.
-They felt threatened by my intelligence and they are too stupid to realize that's why they hated me.
-Good to meet you. I admire your work very much. Not every day I have the pleasure of meeting someone whose life adventure began in the scrotum of my hero.
-I've thought about what you told me and I think it could be the mascot of a super intelligent race of aliens.
- Do you really understand me? Did you just steal the Nobel prize you won at the bar?
-Our babies will be smart and beautiful. -Leonard
- Without mentioning imaginary. -Sheldon.
-It is undeniable that I have feelings for you that can not be explained in any other way. For a moment I considered having some mental parasite, but it seems even more improbable. The only conclusion was love.
-My mom says that if we deceive people for our own benefit, we make Jesus cry.
-Well, we had dinner, we played some games and then I spent the night. Oh, and you'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of"friends with benefits".
-The engineering is where semiskilled workers realize the vision of those who think and dream.
-You know, they gave me to understand that there is an entire city in Nevada dedicated to helping people like Howard forget their problems. They are replaced with new problems such as alcoholism, addiction to gambling and sexually transmitted diseases.
-Silence! How much more should I expect to have my revenge?
-That is a semantically null sentence.
-You have not given me a gift, you have given me an obligation.
-That's the sauce my mother uses. He likes to cook Italian food because, according to her, that is the food that the Romans made Jesus eat.
-Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified to look for an optimal partner of propagation of his genetic line, and well, if this were in the interest of humanity, of course, it would be a totally different question.
-Guys, you may have eaten a gelato with Stan Lee, besides having gotten them to autograph comics, but I saw the inside of your house and got an autographed application for a restraining order.
-My new computer brings Windows 7. Windows 7 is much friendlier to the user than Windows Vista. I do not like that.
-Sheldon, why is that letter in the trash?. -Leonard.
"Well, there's always the possibility that the garbage has formed spontaneously around the letter, but Ockham's knife will suggest that someone threw it there. -Sheldon.
- Since I rarely give hugs, I depend on your experience to know how long it should last.
-Oh, an intelligent euphemism, although obsolete to refer to an insufficient blood flow to the male sexual organ.
-In fact, the risk of you cutting your throat is very low. On the other hand, the risk of suffering a severe burn is a real and constant danger.
-If you get with the bull, you get with its horns. I'm about to show you how"cuckold"this bull can be.
-Then it is decided. Amy's birthday present will be my genitals.
-I'm super intelligent. I graduated from college at 14. While my brother was busy getting an STD, I was busy getting my PhD. Penicillin can not take this away from me.
- Because you are so stupid? This is also rhetorical. Sorry you had to hear this.
-The only way she could make a contribution to science is if they continue to send chimpanzees into space.
-I do not need to urinate. I'm a teacher of my own bladder.
-You can not make half a sandwich. If it's not half a full sandwich, then it's just a small sandwich.
-They seem to be too much trouble to get to intercourse. Do not you have access to women who would do it for money?
-What we have here! It's just Wil Wheaton. The Green Goblin of my Spiderman, the Pope Pablo V of my Galileo and the Internet Explorer of my Firefox.
-I do not say anything. I just offer you a facial expression that suggests you're crazy.
-The correct animal to achieve a hybrid super soldier is the koala. You would end up with an army so cute it could not be attacked.
-Goodnight. And if there is an apocalypse, good luck.
-The people should have chips that explode when they say something stupid, implanted in their skulls.
-Interesting, sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone will have noticed this?
- So you say that friendship contains an inherent obligation to maintain trust? Interesting. But I'm going to ask you another question, and maybe I should have started with this one. When did we become friends?
-In my defense, I started with the phrase:"with all respect".
-I am aware that the way in which humans reproduce is disorderly, unsanitary, and given that I have lived close to you for three years, I also know that it involves noisy and unnecessary appeals to a deity.
"Apparently you can not hack a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security gossiping to your mother.
-If you're interested, I also know everything about frying meat that is not chicken, as if it were chicken.
- What kind of computer do you have? And please do not tell me a white one.
-The idea of having to find another human being to share one's life has always baffled me. Maybe I'm too interesting by myself.
-It matters to me? (Leonard denies). Then suffer in silence.
-I never said you were not good at what you do. Only what you do is not worth doing.
-I usually forget that other people have limitations. That is so sad.
-Hello Penny, I realize that you are facing your primitive biological needs, a life full of bad decisions coming to you, could you interrupt it?
- Of course it will not be good! Change is never good! They say that but it is not true.
-I assure you, you will regret if you spend your money on an iPod, when Microsoft takes out yours.
-You're in my spot!
-This is Leonard. He is your best friend in the world. Sometimes it becomes annoying, but you can trust your life. And it does more things than you could list.
-I do not know how, but he's cheating! Nobody can be so attractive and so skillful at the same time in this game.
-You do not get involved with our coexistence agreement between department partners. The agreement messes with you.
- Personally, I would never use a teleporter because the original Sheldon would need to be disintegrated in one place to create a new Sheldon in another.
-You give me ethyl alcohol, 40 milliliters. (asking the barman).
- Moving through the hall? Did you smoke marijuana?
"Oh, gravity, you're a heartless bitch.
-There is a thin line between being wrong and being a visionary. Unfortunately, you need to be a visionary to realize it.
- I feel like a teenage heartthrob!
-There's no reason to cry. One cries when he is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad.
-No, no, I'm listening. It only takes me a minute to process such stupidity at once.
-Bazinga!
-I do not trust the banks. I think that when the robots rebel, the ATMs will lead the attack fronts.
-You are not Isaac Newton. -Leonard.
-No, no, that's true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple. -Sheldon.
-If you had enough start-up capital and adequate research facilities, it could be Batman.
-I'll spend the rest of my life here in Texas, trying to teach evolutionists to the creationists.
-I would like to emphasize that I am at the top of my profession, while you preside over that childish table of yours.
-That is a false equivalence. "More"does not mean"happy." If there were two thousand people in this apartment, would we be celebrating? No, we would be suffocating!
-It must be humiliating to be a loser in so many aspects.
- Fortunately, the things that my girlfriend used to do, can take care of them my hand.
-Sheldon, did you change the wireless internet password again?. -Penny.
-Yes, it's"Penny get your own WiFi", without spaces. -Sheldon.
- Do not you think that if I were doing things wrong I would know?
-How the hell can you say"dirty sock"and"relax"in the same sentence?
For the record, meeting new people could kill us. They could be killers or hosts of unusual pathogens. And I'm not crazy, my mom took me to do tests.
-Bazinga! I do not care.
-I can not be impossible, I exist! I am sure that what you wanted to say was:"I surrender, he is unlikely".
-So Sheldon, you say we're your X-men?. -Penny.
-Do not. The X-men were named as the"X"that contains the name Charles Xavier. I am Sheldon Cooper. Then rather they would be my C-men. -Sheldon
-Oh Im sorry! Did I insult you? In some way your body mass is related to your self-esteem?
- People say you can not live without love, I think oxygen is more important.
-No mother, I can not feel your church group praying for my safety. The fact that you are safe at home does not mean it has worked. That logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc. No, I'm not talking to you in an offensive way.
-By difficult that this is to believe, it is possible that it does not qualify as material for boyfriend.
-I do not need sleep, I need answers. I need to determine where, in this quagmire of unbalanced formulas, is the toad of truth.
- Have you considered telling your feelings? -Leonard.
"Leonard, I'm a physicist, not a hippie. -Sheldon.
-Day of investigation, first entry. "I'm about to embark on one of the biggest challenges of my scientific career, teaching Penny physics. I call it, gorilla project.
-Can I ask you a question? -Penny.
-Because you studied at a community college, I encourage you to do as many as you can. -Sheldon.
- If you accidentally look at a helium-argon laser, you will lose a turn and a retina.
-Would you like some Aloe vera? You've just been burned! (referring to a comment towards her).