80 Riddles for Adults (and their Answers)

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80 Riddles for Adults (and their Answers)

  1. In the hand of the ladies sometimes I am sometimes stretched and sometimes shrunken.
  1. What comes every month to the woman who lasts from 3 to 5 days?
  1. What do women have in the middle of their legs?
  1. What has a married woman wider than a single?
  1. The cow has 4 and the woman only 2... what is it?
  1. Does it start with the letter C, ends with the letter O, is wrinkled and we all have it back?
  1. What is the most sensitive part of a woman's body? It has six letters and ends in â?? inaâ??.
  1. Madonna does not have it, the Pope has it but does not use it, Trump has it short and Schwarzenegger has it long and hard.
  1. A man does it standing, a woman can do it sitting, a dog does it on three legs. What is it?
  1. It measures about 20 centimeters, is used by members of both sexes. Is usually found hanging but always ready to be used immediately. It has hairs at one end and a hole in the other. The part used most intensely is frustoconical in shape, slightly protruding. To use it is introduced into a humid, hot and fleshy body concavity, where it is stirred by getting it in and out more or less quickly, accompanied by synchronized movements. Produces an easily recognizable sound, which is usually accompanied by guttural noises of all kinds. At the end it leaves a liquid white, foamy, hot, viscous, sticky and quite disgusting. At the end of cleaning this white residue, it resumes its rest position, ready to be used again 2 or 3 times a day, although it is often used less frequently.
  1. What has a man in front, is 20 centimeters long and makes women crazy?
  1. Men and males have it, females and females, no. Even the bishop himself has, like the bull, two.
  1. In the middle of a storm, five beautiful young women arrive at a lonely hotel. In real need they ask the concierge to get them room. The concierge informs them that the only available is a winery where the last 5 cots are left. What time is it?…

A little while later, 5 subjects arrive, frozen with cold and imploring a room. The concierge informs them that nothing is available and that recently 5 ladies occupied the cellar. At the insistence, the concierge decides to go and talk with them and returns indicating that they are willing to share the cellar. What time is it?…

Then the young men entered the cellar where the girls were already lying down. After a few moments, the intrigued concierge approaches the door and looks through the lock of the hold.

What time is it?

Moments later, when tranquility arrives, the subjects realize that their actions can have onerous and perennial repercussions for them. So, at the first opportunity, and in the best tradition of the male of the animal kingdom, they escape leaving to their fate those who freely offered their most intimate company.

What time is it? Â?? |

Time later, reason comes to our free heroines, each of which realizes that he has made a mistake that he may have to carry for a large part of his life. After analyzing the case, they also realize that they are not in their mothers' times, when mistakes were made with indelible ink. It's in the nineties! They say to each other. That of one paying for the consequences of their mistakes corresponds to a stage already"overcome". So, in due time, they are looking for a"draft"center where modern technology undoes as if by magic what had once been a permanent stain, an indelible reminder of the past poor judgment. One by one goes through the"draft"that leaves them almost as if the error had never been committed. The deletion concludes with a resounding success.

What time is it? Â?? |

  1. I was cold, when he grabbed me, his hands began to slide, caressing my whole body, down, I could not resist, his burning hands touched me and when his desire could not more, I approached him... and took my mouth To his lips.1, 2, 3, up to 9 times, my mouth joined his and although I felt cold still, my body began to warm to the contact of his hands, beads of sweat ran my silhouette, he enjoyed me all , Took me as he pleased, stroked me, squeezed me frantically, and when he emptied me all, he took me in his hands and threw me out a window... So you find me, just as I am. What is it?…
  1. I've been waiting for you to make you sweat, wallow and let you hurt to the bone. In the end you'll scream for me... What is it?
  2. Albert and Bernard have just met Charly and want to know when his birthday is. Charly gives you a list of 10 possible dates:

May 15 May 16 May 19

June 17 June 18

July 14 July 16

August 14 August 15 August 17

Charly tells Albert in which month he is celebrating his birthday, and he tells Bernard about his birthday.

Albert: I do not know when it's Charly's birthday, but I know Bernard does not know either.

Bernard: At first I did not know when it's Charly, but now I know.

Albert: Then I know too. When does Charly celebrate?

  1. If it's big, do not be scared. If you get her, do not say anything. If it drips, ask to be put in soon. If you get it, just breathe and wait for it to end inside. If it hurts, close your eyes and hold on and when you feel the broth inside, sigh and relax.
  2. You have to suck it to wet it, you have to push it to get it, and you have to lick it to stop it.
  3. The woman who by her taste lets herself break the leather, the balls are left hanging and the stick between the hole.
  4. What does the man put to the woman, who screams and wallows?
  5. What does the woman get wet when the man gets tough?
  6. It enters hard and bright and comes out wet and soft.
  7. Peludito on the outside and moist on the inside.
  8. Where do women have the blackest and curly hair?
  9. Peeled up and piled up
  10. What is soft, and in the hands of a woman becomes hard?
  11. Ladies and Gentlemen, married and single, they stick them up and pull out wrinkles.
  12. He enters standing and comes out wet and smelling fish... what is it?
  13. Enter the cave strong and powerful, and comes out skinny and stinky.
  14. Of young pulpita and juicy, of old wrinkled and dry thing.
  15. What is the difference between a tree and a babe?
  16. You take it to your mouth, you just suck it but you do not eat it and the more you suck it and suck it and suck it, it feels warmer what is it?
  17. It is pink, lives in a cave and appears in the moments of sex. What is it?
  18. The one who makes it sells it, the one who buys it never uses it and the one who uses it never sees it
  19. What is the leading cause of death in the world?
  20. What is a long, wide thing and what men bring dangling across?
  21. Does not it fit you? Do you mistreat the tip? Does it hurt behind? Do you feel that it burns you? Do you yell at it?
  22. If you are in a corridor without light, and at the end there is a room with the door closed, and outside there are three dimmers. How do you know which one turns on the light, if you can only enter the room once?
  23. There are two shepherds and one says to the other: If you give me a sheep, we will have the same sheep. The other responds: And if you give me one I have twice as much as you. How many have in total?
  24. It goes from wall to wall and is always wet. What is it?
  25. A rooster lays an egg on a hill If the wind blows from north to south, where does the egg fall?
  26. In the sea I do not get wet, I do not burn in the embers, I do not fall in the air and you have me on my lips. What am I?
  27. My frightened comadre sticks a cry in the gorge What is it?
  28. A plate of hazelnuts that are collected in the daytime and scattered at night. What can it be?
  29. What silva without mouth, runs without feet, sticks you in the back and you do not see
  30. I had an aunt who daily folded her tablecloth, but since she was so long she could not, and so day after day then she could never and had an uncle, who every night counted her money so he could not either because it was a lot of money. is?
  31. Who is my mom's son who is not my brother?
  32. What is it, what is it, the more you take away the bigger it is?
  33. There was a car at 40km / h. What is the wheel that does not turn?
  34. What makes a hose in the street?
  35. I come from where I come, lower my breeches and suck what I have What is?
  36. Two friends go on a trip and go to a hotel and ask for a room. What time is it?
  37. What is the most bitter wine?
  38. What is an"olote"?
  39. If I'm young, I'm young. If I'm old, I remain old. I have a mouth and I do not speak to you, I have eyes and I do not see you. What could it be?
  40. I do not have a head but I have a face, I have no arms but I'm in the hands, I do not have legs but I can run, but it does not mean I have feet What am I?
  41. This bank is occupied by a father and a son, the father's name is Andrew. What is the name of the son?
  42. If I show you, you're scared, if I put it hurts and if I take it you bleed What is?
  43. What can you do at night that you can not do during the day?
  44. Where there are rivers but not water, there are cities but not buildings, there are forests but no trees?
  45. I put the instrument and the liquid I leave it in. What am I?
  46. If a man is 100 years old and has only turned 25 When was he born?
  47. I shake it and shake it, and if I can not fit I put the finger What is it?
  48. 100 nuns in a convent and all urinate at the same time
  49. It has its granites and is hooded. It also has hairs and if you squeeze milk everywhere, what is it?
  50. I am small as a button and I have champion energy. Who am I?
  51. They are round like a pear, moist are, surrounded by hair and sometimes pours water when they exceed What are they?
  52. What is the height of a firefighter?
  53. Long it has a fourth, an inch and a half thick, has candela in the tip and made broth by the neck
  54. They do the king and the queen, princes and courtesans... The beggar and the beggar, on the floor or in bed
  55. In written books she is, as a saint and very maiden, but when it comes to truth, everyone abuses her
  56. Stretched face up, between two trees is, so that no one lies on top and make"here and there"
  57. Face down or face up, or also half-face, but it is very difficult, to do it from standing
  58. Gripping it in the hand, well said my love, between thicker and better and between the longer
  59. Sit in it and get tired, move in it and you sweat, use it daily and you go down, what is?
  60. What is the first thing that a woman grows when she marries?
  61. It is a thing that goes by word of mouth, women fascinate and some men too
  62. What is that that flies, arrives, stings, sucks and leaves?
  63. It is long and thin, it stops and has no feet, what is it?
  64. It is supposed to eat, is orange, half pink, starts thick and ends thin, is very desirable because it leaves your skin stretched. What is it?

Answers

  1. The fan
  2. The husband's salary
  3. The knees
  4. The double bed
  5. The legs
  6. The elbow
  7. The retina
  8. Surname
  9. Shake hands
  10. The tooth brush
  11. A $ 100 bill
  12. The letter"O"
  13. Five riddles with five: 13.1: One quarter for five 13.2 Five for five 13.3 Five on the dot 13.4 Five and five 13.5 Five minus five. In the middle of a storm, five beautiful young women arrive at a lonely hotel. In real need they ask the concierge to get them room. The concierge informs them that the only available is a winery where the last 5 cots are left.
  14. The beer can
  15. The flu
  16. July 16
  17. The injection
  18. The thread and the needle
  19. Earrings
  20. The lies
  21. The eyes to the woman and the man the heart
  22. Chewing gum or chewing gum
  23. The coconut
  24. In Africa
  25. The collapse
  26. The nail polish
  27. Nylon Stockings
  28. The diver
  29. The miner
  30. The grape
  31. That the tree begins on the ground and ends in the cup and the drunkard starts in the cup and ends up on the ground.
  32. The cigarette
  33. Language
  34. The coffin
  35. The birth
  36. Tie
  37. Then this shoe is not for you
  38. You start the first one and wait 15-20 min. Then turn it off, turn on the second, and enter the room. If the light is on it is the second one, but if it is off you touch the bulb and if it is hot it is the first one but if it is cold it is the third one.
  39. 5 and 7
  40. Language
  41. Does not fall because a rooster does not lay eggs
  42. The egg
  43. The shotgun
  44. The stars
  45. The air
  46. The tablecloth is the"sky"and the money the"stars"
  47. I
  48. The hole
  49. The assistant
  50. Sell ​​mangos
  51. The handle
  52. A quarter to two
  53. The"came my mother-in-law"
  54. A Chinese counting to three: one, the, you
  55. The picture or photo
  56. The watch
  57. His name is Esteban (Esteban is).
  58. The needle
  59. To stay overnight
  60. In the map
  61. The syringe
  62. A February 29
  63. The shoe
  64. The tiles
  65. Cob
  66. The battery
  67. The eyes
  68. Have a burning wife
  69. The candle
  70. Sleep
  71. The law
  72. The hammock
  73. Sleep
  74. The banana
  75. the bike
  76. Surname
  77. The gossip
  78. The hummingbird
  79. The book separator / Mark sheets
  80. The carrot


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