DeadPool's 100 Best Phrases

I leave you the best DeadPool phrases , The anti-hero of Marvel Comics created by the artist Rob Liefeld and the writer Fabian Nicieza.

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DeadPool's 100 Best Phrases Source: flickr.com/photos/bagogames/24415034224

1 - I feel a little just being here locked up.

2- Hello! My name is Death Pool.

3- My name is Pool. Dead Pool.

4- Love is a beautiful thing, when you find it the whole world knows you to flowers. That is why you must cling to strong love! And never let it go Do not make the pitiful mistakes that I! Okay? But the world will know you as my Aunt Yoon after leaving a session of Hot Yoga.

5- Like two paupers having sex in a pissed shoe.

6- The red suit? It's because it's Christmas and I'm going for someone who has been very bad. I've been waiting 1 year 3 months 4 weeks and 14 minutes to make him pay for what he did to me.

7- Do you wonder why the red suit? Ah! It's so bad guys do not see me bleed. That guy knows what I'm talking about, he has brown pants.

8- Shit! Forget my bag full of bullets. Fuck... 9, 10, 11, 12 bullets or die trying.

9- I do not carry my wallet when I work, it ruins the appearance of my suit.

10- Oh! Hi. I know. Who did I have to kiss my butt so they could finally give me my own movie? Well, I can not tell you; But rhymes with Polverine. And let me tell you, it has a beautiful pair of meatballs hanging in its southern hemisphere.

11- Oh! Bad guys to kill.

12- I had never said this but... do not swallow it.

13- Shit! Cone! Damn!... Bad Deadpool, bad.

14- Oooooh! I masturbate tonight...

15- Yes, I'm super. But I am no hero.

16- Some of the best love stories begin with a homicide.

17- You must stop using so many adornments, they are called pants not catwalk.

18 Threats hurt, but not so much as a sawed knife.

No, I'll never be a hero. I'm just a bad guy who charges for beating worse guys. Something like a fairy of depraved teeth. I take care of knocking my teeth and I take the money.

20- I'm not to fight I'm just a bum.

21- What makes a place like this in a girl like you?

22- I once saw my birthday party locked up from my closet.

23- When I was little I did not even sleep, they were all gags, sex behind and porn of clowns.

24- It's time to put the balls in the hole.

25- If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas Can I visit you between parties?

26- The point is this: Life is a series of endless disasters with only small commercials of happiness.

27- If it were a stupid bunch of 90 kilos called Francis, where would I hide?

28- And that's the reason why Vagina Rhyme with fun!

29- I'm going to do what Limp Bizkit did to music in the 90's.

"God... if I had a penny every time I masturbated thinking about Bernadett Peters.

31- Cancer is a fucking show, as if a fifth comedian was opening a Spin Doctors presentation at the Iowa State Festival. And for no reason I'm going to take you to that show. I want you to remember me.

32- I had a nightmare with Liam Neeson where I tried to kidnap his daughter and he would not let me. They made three such films, he asked me if the guy really is a good father.

33- The worst part of cancer is not what makes you, but what it does to the people you love.

34 Pros of being superhero: You have lots of girls, discounts to wash the car, lucrative contracts of cinema, preschool and movies with other superheroes

35- Cons of being a superhero: They are all idiots trained to respect the law.

36- Negasonic Teenage Warhead LOL! The most Cool Have you ever heard

37-"Look at me, I'm a teenage girl, I'd rather be anywhere else except here. Mine are the long silent sulky, followed by a cruel comment, followed by more sulky silence"

38. On the day that I decide to become a perverse benefactor who lives with another bunch of doomed benefactors in the mansion of a bald, sinister and fanatic son of a bitch that day! I'll send a friend request to your FaceBook.

39- My off switch is right next to my prostate - or was that the one on?

40. When life is fucking horrible, you can usually trace the cause to that unbelievably bad decision. The one that put you on your way to perdition.

"I want to light a joint with the Olympic torch and force Meredith Baxter to smell my fart."

42. How rough can a man whose name is Francis be?

Not only am I the cure for cancer, I am the cure for everything.

"I'm going to chase that bastard, force him to remedy the damage he did to me, to put a bullet in his head and then to have sex with the hole."

45. Where is Francis? WHERE IS THIS? FRANCIS?!

46- Captain DeadPool. No, just DeadPool.

47- It made me ask twice. Does the mask make my voice not heard?

48- This is too confusing! Is it sexist if I hit you? Is it more sexist if I do not hit you? It's all very blurry.

49- Hahahahaha you're about to be blown up by a Zamboni Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're going to die! In five minutes.

50. There were 41 confirmed murders before. Now I'm 89, about to be 90.

51- Hydrogen peroxide and lemon to remove stains of blood.

There are some types of anger that can not be handled like the one you feel when your whole year plan ends with the mutilation of the wrong person!

53. There is no better place than home to lick your wounds.

54- Oh! A rupture of the wall of the fourth dimension within another rupture of the fourth dimension, those are like... 16 broken walls.

"She's the Robin of my Batman, except she's old... and black... and blind." And I think he wants to have sex with me. Although I think Robin also wanted to throw himself at Batman, or was it the other way around?

56- Crocs? You mean my soft shoes to masturbate.

57- Today was a day as fun as using a sandal dildo Hashtag # MeTiréunPedo

58. Appearance is everything Have you heard of David Beckham? It's as if he had used helium to inflate his muscles. Do you think Ryan Reynolds got to where he is because of his superior acting techniques?

59- Every time I see you, it's like it's the first time. Specially from this angle.

60- If I do not see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. And I also want you to know that there are 116 kilograms of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment, along with the cure for blindness. Good luck.

61 Ja Ja Ja Laughed mockingly to hide the pain!

62- I am DeadPool and I have an offer you can not refuse.

63- It's weird to just see you guys, it's like the studio did not have enough money to pay the rights and show the other X-Men.

64- And for that, in my humble opinion is that the movie Cocoon is pure pornography!

65- That's not what I told you, I never said that you would recover Gita's love by kidnapping Bandhu (I'm so proud of you), return Bandhu safe and sound and then recover Gita in the old fashion: with your charm Juvenile (raptala also).

66- Well, friends, it's time to make a difference! Time to do the damn chimichangas.

67- Not always a subject disfigures your face, destroys your sanity, kidnaps the future mother of your children and is responsible for 4 of the worst 5 memories of your life. Sounds like Christmas.

68- Let's do it the old way: With two katanas and maximum effort.

69- OMG! The superhero landing superhero landing! Wait and see. Landing style superhero, is lousy for the knees, not practical. In addition, everyone does.

"You're beautiful, but I'm saving myself for Francis."

"I really pity the guy who pushes you to have sex on the prom."

Okay, I'm going to give you the chance to release your weapons in exchange for a preferential, almost gentle, and possibly loving treatment.

73- Command!

"How are your children, all right?" And your wife still making that tuna pie that was so delicious?

"Damn son of a bitch you should have brought your brown pants."

76- I hope you have blocked all sensitivity to pain on your nerves. Because I am about to check them!

77- Fists? Sounds like what you like to do on Saturday nights.

"Do not worry, I have everything under control.

79- Maximum Effort!

80- I can not believe it, that was absolutely GREAT!

"Are you saying that after all that has happened you can not fix me?" What can not you do the only thing that keeps you alive?

82- Who cares?

83- If I'm going to stick with my pizza peperoni stop, at least the idiot who made it to me will not recover from a shot in the head.

84- If using mesh for superhero involves forgiving psychopaths life then maybe I'm not made to be a superhero.

"I'm just a kid, standing in front of a girl, telling her... wait, what the fuck am I saying?"

86- Sorry for everything, sorry for leaving, I'm sorry I did not say anything when I left, not being back.

I live in a drug addicts' house, we are a family of twelve, we all sleep tight to warm up and we all fight for Noelle; Is the fattest of all. We have nothing, we share everything, floor space, dental floss... even condoms.

88- The guy under this mask is not the same as you remember. I'm not the same under this suit if you know what I mean (Super Penis)

89- OMG! What did you just say? That was not cruel at all. I'm proud of you!

90- For a moment I felt like we were like three mini robots working together and joining together to form a single big mega robot.

91- Wham! Just as I promised.

92- I swear to God I'll find you in the next life and I'll put Wham's"Careless Whisper"! In my radio cassette player under your window.

"You do not have to be a superhero to keep the girl." The right girl will bloom the hero in you.

94- Who does not like happy endings? Until next time, this is your good neighbor Mr. Pool.

"Are they still here?" Was over. Go home. Or are you expecting a preview of the next movie? No, we do not have that much money. What did you expect, Samuel L. Jackson with an eye patch and a sexy fur suit? Go away.

96- Do not leave the trash watered please, that's bullshit behavior.

"I'll cut you into bits and then disappear like a ghost all in my sexy ladybug pajamas."

"Damn Skypie, where are my manners?" My name is Deadpool. Rhyme with"very cool"

99. That's right, you're about to die. BANG! Just joking. Ha, it was a lie!

100- As long as I have memory, I have always been a fighter. Do not question greatness! I was born a normal baby, but it was only for 30 seconds, then some ninjas kidnapped my mother.

Forget S.H.I.E.L.D forget the rules! Join anarchy.

102. Shoot him in the butt with one of these! I was shot there once.

103- I'm the one driving the show now! And this is just the tip of the Iceberg!

104- Hey what do they do!? Again closely following every move I make? I have not even killed anyone yet.

Stan Lee, HELLO! Hey, they say you want to play a game about me, I'll call you to give you some directions.


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